| oh yeah? |
[Aug. 22nd, 2006|12:59 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | whitby | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  awesome | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the unicorns - i was born (a unicorn) | ] |
wow, so like i hvnt updated again in long (have to stop these random periods of not updating)
soo... lately i have been chillin at my moms bf's crib, n like there is nothing to do...
wake up, eat, go to sk8 park, and then do nothing...
i'm also not allowed touching alot of stuff, cuz everything is like uber high tech, and like, my moms all pero that i'll like break something, and i'm all like wtf n stuff..
so w/e i'm moving to etobicoke in 10days.. which might be interesting, my like goals n stuff when i move, are to like get famous n stuff, n like bang like alot of biches n stuff, (which is moast likely not to happen,) haha but i guess it dosn't hurt to like plan the fictional..
haha, i might be going to school there, where i have to set stats as alpha male (topp dogg) and be like the best person in the school.. so w/e ppl will be like oh you're soo like cool and stuff, and i'll be like i know eh?.. but you knowe thats like me n stuff..
i'm prob comin back to sacred 2nd semester, and like i'll be in gr 12, so i'll be like ownerer, and like all these like little noobs will be like oh how can i be like you.. ahahaahaha..
so like only if i had an ego??...
ahah |
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| Bon-Voyage? |
[Jun. 22nd, 2006|01:42 pm] |
so here it is, I am moving to etobicoke on August 1st... I really don't want to move, but it must happen. and it truly sucks!
upside.. im moving back to N.dot by my self 2nd semester! HA!
The last couple of weeks have been full of random encounters, and partying.
besides that i have been really indulging in my skateboarding techniques, and progressing them.
more things i did...
- died my hair blonde
- avoiding confrontations with my mother
- trashed my bike :'(
- fell down the stairs 4 times in one week (thats 2 times more than my weekly avarage.)
- started to dread hair... haha finishing today!
and many more..( ADD kicking in, cant type more!)
a slam a day, means there's a pro on the way... haha |
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| Grand Theft Value Picks Meal (GTVPM) |
[Jun. 7th, 2006|12:20 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  magnificently overwhelmed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Doors - riders in the storm | ] |
so last week i set out on a journey to the air port to meet my mom, for she worked there, and we were going somewhere after she finished work. So i decided that it would be highly more convenient for me to meet her there than her to come and pick me up from home.
I made my way to downtown, and while i was there, i decided to treat myself to a completely health jeopardizing meal, cosisted of a chicken burger (with practically the equvalant nutritional value of cardboard), fries (i'd be better off eating dirt), and a highly sweetened acidic beverage of my choice. (the following description is commonly known as the McDonalds Value Pick Meal™),
Well what i thought would be a pleasurefull meal, turned out to be hell. I purchsed my meal, and sat down about 3 meters away from the front counter. I realized that i was negative one straw, so i decided to leave my meal unattended for about 1.5 minutes, and when i returned there was no meal in sight. I was amazed by the occurance, and then struck by a severe wave of depression. I checked my coin count, but realized that i was in no financial condition to purchase the meal again. Insted of satisfying my quenching stomach, i headed to union station with my head hanging in a sad--i just lost my family--type of depressive stance.
In conclusion, Don't eat sausages for breakfast (i don't know why, but just don't) |
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| an excursion, which was not short. |
[May. 13th, 2006|12:42 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | cha cha bongo | ] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Home! | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | skrum-diddily-umptious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Atreyu - Lip Gloss and Black | ] |
Saturday, May 6 2006
9:54pm… ring, ring, ring…
I answer the phone to the voice of a Russian.
“yo bob, what you doing?”
“uh.. not much, just chillin” I say
“you want to come downtown with me and Paul?”
And that is how my Saturday night started…
I was home alone, planning to maybe get some homework done, and to read some of my book. When I receive a call, which I wish I had never answered. It was Ivan. Ivan seemed to have another one of his stupid ideas, and using his persuasive Jedi mind techniques, convinced me that going to downtown Toronto was a good idea, even though it was already about 10:00 and by the time we got there, it would be 12:00. So I head down to meet Ivan and Paul in Richmond hill, to Catch a bus to T.O.
11:45... Finally got off the subway. Surprisingly Downtown was fully alive, and the streets were full of party animals, hookers, Ginos, and crack heads. Our first and most convincing idea was to find our way to Hooters, for both our stomachs and eyes were hungry. We walked around mindlessly for about 1½ hours, and with luck finally found a billboard which directed us to the orgasm of a family restaurant, ‘Hooters’. When we arrived to Hooters, We were shortly confronted, and informed that we have come too late. This was the worst thing three 16 year olds, (that have been wondering Toronto for almost two hours in search of a heavenly place where women wear close to nothing while serving you food), could possibly hear.
After being turned down from Hooters, we set a secondary plan. ‘We must find Pizza Pizza’ Now the thing was, that we already passed Pizza Pizza a while ago, when we were mindlessly wandering the streets. So we started on our adventure.
When we arrived at Pizza Pizza, it was already 2:00am, but surprisingly, the streets were still full of people. Everyone we saw, was either stumbling around with mickies of alcoholic beverages, or had blood shot eyes. Some how downtown night life reminded me of one of those movies, where the world has ended, and people were running around trashing random stuff, and rioting, so pretty much a huge ass party. We entered Pizza Pizza, and witnessed a jaw dropping realization, that we would be waiting in line for at least 25 minutes. The line led all around the store, which highly amazed us, for it was already 2:05am, and our assumption was that people would be sleeping by now.
The guy at the cash didn’t speak a word of English, which explained the extremely slow progress of the lineup. We ordered 2 large pizzas, which lasted us about 45 minutes. After that we decided that it was time to go home for it was already 3:10am. We made our way back to the subway. Suddenly we were hit. It hit us so hard that it was equivalent to being hit in the head repeatedly with a big solid wooden baseball bat. THE SUBWAY (being our only form of transportation; or so we thought) WAS CLOSED! We had a brief 10 minutes of panicking, and then Paul and me came to the conclusion that, this was all Ivan’s fault (you can always blame the Russian). After yelling at Ivan for a descent 15 minutes I realized something, something so terrible that it bottled my mind. We had a time limit. My deodorant only lasted 24hrs. That meant that if we didn’t make it home in then next 4 and a half hours, there would be a nasty sewage-like odor being dispensed from my body.
We were stranded in Toronto, so we figured what better time than now to go sight seeing. First we went to the walk of fame (ha ha, it is so incredibly boring and pointless) and then we went to catch a close up peek of the CN tower… which looked like a big erect penis, as it always does. Finally we ended up on the doorstep to the most satisfying coffee distributors in town. A pleasant little 24hr coffee shop by the name of ‘Tim Horton’s’. As we sat and enjoyed our beverages, which consisted of mostly caffeine and sugar, we couldn’t help but realize all the weird cracked out people around us. Tim Horton’s is a crack house at night.
After what seemed to be an eternity, 5:30am pulled around the corner. We went back to the streets of Downtown, and experienced the morning wake. 5:30 turned in to 6:00am, so we made our way to Young st. I asked a local rent-a-cop that was uselessly wandering in circles around a building, if he knew what time the subway would open. I explained our current situation, and he informed us of the Young Blue night line bus, that ran all night, which we could of taken a long time ago. I was stunned.
We reached finch station at about 7:30. As soon as we arrived, we were confronted by two Gangsta’s, they threatened to stab us with a highly sharp object if we didn’t give them our money. After explaining that we didn’t have any money, one of he two suddenly stated that he knows me. I thought he was on crack, but then again who doesn’t know me, haha!
We arrived home, and went to sleep.
In Conclusion: Fuck you Ivan! |
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| Ice cream? |
[May. 4th, 2006|12:03 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | yee yeee! | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | super-cala-fraja-listic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Tom Green - science is everywhere | ] |
this weekend was pretty boring, heh. did nothing, acomplished nothing, and progressed through completely nothing, except sleep!(something i have been deprived of for about a year now!
so yesterday.. being such a nice day and all, i decided to manage my way through the weston produce parking lot to reach a building of my most fulfillful needs. This building goes by the name of Dairy Queen. It is a wonderful place full of wonderful things such as ice cream, and ice cream!
As i arived to Dairy Queen i was greeted by their most delightful staff(also being my aquaintences.. [which only contributes to my extream need of ice cream, positivly]) Nathan, being a high ranked commander of the Dairy Queen vessil, treated me to a orgazm of chocolate, brownie batter, brownies, and ice cream, all blizzed together in a descently sized and convenient cup.(the following description aslo goes by the name "blizzard" [which in the ancient language of the 'Ogga-Boogas' means reaching the far most and greatest peak of nirvana])
I was enjoying my blizzard, when i was comfronted by 'sir jeff' and his faithful companion "mitchel". we decided to enjoy the glory of ice cream together, as we discused various scenarios which were to be completed in the future to come.
A little while passed, and due to the status of the General caommander(Vijay -Owner of Dairy Queen) not being there, i was invited to the staff lounge (Vijay's office) where i was treated to many various types of dairy based products (and by "many various" i mean alot of fuckin' ice cream)
So there i was, high on sweetend dairy products.. What better to do than, listen to hard-core music and start throwing down and moshing with the two Dairy Queen Hoasts "Lord Johnny" and "2nd Comander Nathan" in the office of "Darth Vijay" which dimetions were about 6ft. by 8ft. (meaning that the room was small, and alot of stuff fell and was damaged)
Finially (3hours later) 12:00pm was now the in-order series of numbers being displayed on a clock on "Darth Vijays" desk, and it was time for the "DQ team to evaquate, leaving the place deserted. On the way out, i was introduced to a last present.. it seemed to be a round cylindric structure, which was more wide than tall. These types of figures were commonly known as ice-cream Cakes. When i recieved this, i was not able to even think of eating such a thing, for i was allready overloaded with "the beautiful white frozed dairy-based product" but it surved well when i came in to my home, late. My mom was verry pleased, not that i came in late, but that i came in with ice cream.
I was not able to sleep that night...
The End
in conclusion... every one loves ice cream, except the people that dont't
(and those people should die, unless they are lactose intolorent.) |
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| "bush party?" ..."where, i don't see one" |
[Apr. 29th, 2006|11:15 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | a mood consisted of all moods | ] |
| [ | music |
| | planet smashers - i like your girl | ] |
Yesterday was a pretty lousy day, and for that i thank cristelle and chris! haha. So anyways, the day starterd off by me sleeping in, and missing a wonderful day of school(haha 'wonderful'...), cleaning my room, and doing shitt all. later on that day, chris came by informing me of a bush party, so i made the decision of attending this such 'party'. So cristelle came over, and we were waiting for cristell's friends to come and pick us. Out of the blue luke fliner came along, and begged us for a ride to the 'party'. when 'stells freinds arrived, there was no room in the car, so... we put fliner in the trunk..(hahaha what a dumb kid)
well anyways, when we got to the 'party', what we saw before us was highly mind cramping. here we are 10minuits in the forest, and this so called 'party' consisted of about 14-15 people. 8 of which, were completely clueless and ditsy gr 9 girls, hahaha! We decided to stay for a little incase people decided to show up...
well.. i spent my night making fun of gangsters, and watching cristells friends try to start a forest fire (which was not too impressing)
in conclusion to these events, i am never going to parties which are commercialized by chris! |
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| well, well, well... |
[Apr. 26th, 2006|10:10 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | cha cha bongo!! | ] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | home | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | Mood: BoB | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Nwa - express yourself | ] |
i have been desperate for a job now for about a month! what the hell, haha but due to a rescent discovery of a help wanted sign, i may be aquiring an employment opportunity at the dollar store... wow just think of me working at the dollar store, thats soo professional.. its going to be like haveing an endless supply of cheap toys, bithday cards, and random things that have no purpose. Just think of the possibilities!!! i never have to worrie about birthdays, 'for cheap gifts are better than no gifts' (live by this moto, and you will become financially, and mentally content)
wow reciting my last statement; im such a cheap bastard hahahahaha
( some times i get carried away in my random ranting, that i myself don't know what im talking about ) |
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| long time no type! |
[Apr. 23rd, 2006|09:03 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | home | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | marvelous | ] |
| [ | music |
| | kool and the gang - ladies night | ] |
I am now typing this, for i have not updated in about a bajillion and a half days.. so to start this typing session off, i would like to state just how cool i am
I AM SOOOO COOL!
wow now that i've got that out of the way, this is what i have done since the last time i updated..
-lost my job at chuck.E cheeses (horay for that)
-aquired a second drumset
-did alot of nothing
-partied alot (because that is the bob-way to live)
-met a truck load of new people haha!
-broke my collar bone fighting chuck
-increased my coolness on the scale by about 10 pts
-finially made a myspace account (evan though i hated it with a passon... but now i am addicted as ever.) imagine they made a patch to help you with myspace cravings. (hahaha i make myself laugh, because i am soo cool of course)
rescently...
hmm.. friday i went to a bush party. i really didn't want to go, but chris made me. when i got there, all i could see is gangsters, gangsters, and even more gangsters!!! which kinda sucks, because being social and trying to have a good time with gangsters is allmost impossible... oh hahaha, i saw some kid fall into the fire, hahah. made my night!!!
(i am so cruel, and cool.. wow that rhymes)
last night..
went to stephs party, drank beer, and blank___________________________!
i do not remember anything, except being mugged by mel and cristelle (wow that sort of rhymes) and pulled into a moving car to be driven home...
wow what a night!
the end |
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| biking expedition! |
[Nov. 26th, 2005|09:37 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | indescribable | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Bedouin SoundClash - Rude Boy Don't Cry | ] |
Heh, today was the worst day ever.. i woke up at 5am, ate, and was on my way. On my way, on the worst, most painful journey of my life..
Saturday Nov 26 2005 (Forecast: Snow, Snow, Snow ,Snow, Snow)
It all started yesterday, as ivan and young BoB were sitting down, bored out of their minds and watching a movie. They were thinking of what they suold do for the next day. "Hmm lets go to the mall." said BoB.
"Meh the mall is boering" said Ivan. "How about we go Richmond hill.". "Uh, there is nothing to do in Richmond hill anyway." said BoB.. "I GOT IT" "WE'RE BIKING TO TORONTO" said ivan in a, 'Loud Enthusiastic' voice.. "I don't know about this Ivan. Because of the current status of my leg, i think this is a BAD idea"
said BoB.
"C'mon BoB, Don't puss out" said Ivan, "Be a Man"
Well, When BoB, heard these words, he started to rapidly think. So many things Rushed through Young BoB's mind
BoB thought to himself.. ""**Hmm maby Ivan is right, maybe i should express my manhood by doing something outragously stupid, and moronic. But, my leg hurts, and by bikeing to Toronto i could risk, messing up my leg even more... But then again, MANHOOD!!**""
so BoB agreed with Ivan, and they went to bed catch some Zzzzz's before their 'Journey across icy lands'
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So, morning came. Ivan and young but Manly BoB, Geared up for 'The never ending journey', which was yet to come.
And they set off...
With a supply pack, which consisted of, $15 CND, $5 CNTM (Canadian tire money), 6 caffeine pills, and a 2L bottle of juice. Ivan and BoB, struggled through the snowy, side trails(AKA Sidewalks) of Thee Young st. What they did not know was that there were still problems to come...
It happens, that bike breaks don't work when wet! When this problem hit them, it hit them so hard, that it was equivalent to being hit in the face with a rock!. When you have non working bike breaks, and cars have barely working breaks, the chances of you surviving the bike ride to Toronto, are almost the same chances you would have, of living after being hit by a train, and then being repetitively stabbed numerous times. (or something like that)
Well the first 2 hours were, not so bad, until the snow started to melt on their shoes, and their pants started to soak, starting from the bottom, up. Their faces started to feel numb, and they couldn't feel their fingers through the 2 layers of gloves they wore. If it wasn't for the music they were listening to, their confidence would be lowered, about 2 points on the scale.
***
Well Toronto came nearer, and nearer, to the point where it swallowed them whole..
"WE DID IT, WE DID IT" was all that was running through their minds!
they pushed a bit farther, and a bit farther, and they just entered downtown, when they decided to enter the 'Golden-Arched Eatery'
While they feasted on a Breakfast combo, Ivan received telecommunication, from his Creator(father), asking where he was.. "I’m at work dad" Ivan said in Russian.
but his dad did not believe him.. "If you are at work call me at your next break From your work telephone" Said his dad.
Those where the worlds, that would haunt them for the bike ride back.
They set themselves a time limit of 3.5 hours, and set off, biking faster, and more determined then the journey there.
Not only did they only have 3.5 hours, they were also exhausted, and soaked from the ride there..
***
It took them a good 3 hours of over pushing their, physical and mental states. but they finally made it Home.
BoB, took off his we clothes, and went to bed. But it wasn't over for Ivan he still had to go to the Gap to call home..
The end
(this was a true story) Hope u enjoyed it! |
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| long time no type.. |
[Nov. 22nd, 2005|08:33 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | determined | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Goldfinger - Superman | ] |
wow i haven't updated in like 743 days.. i have alot to say but.. i don't want to, partly cuz i am too lazy. So all i shall say is, Wooooo Hooooo!!!! I Got a Job at Chuck.E Cheeses!!!!!!!! (im sooo cool) |
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[Nov. 6th, 2005|05:24 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bored | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Aquabats - pool party | ] |
well, this weekend was rather interesting.. i went to a huge party on friday night, which i left right before it got busted(lucky me).. wasnt supposed to drink cuz i was going to macks house, but i had 6 beers anyways(but he dosnt have to know that) and woke up at macks house for band practice, wow what a convenince.. :p -Last night I was bored so me and mike snook out and walked around randomly changeing sighns, what an adventurous night. Today, was the most boreing day in months, sat around and did nothing! what a waste! but thats allright i guess, what worries me the most is Friday!!!! I hate Operations!!!! and not only that, because of my operation i have to stay home on my birthday!! poo! |
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| er.. |
[Nov. 1st, 2005|08:52 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | indescribable | ] |
| [ | music |
| | mad caddies - last breath | ] |
Today was an interesting day. i went to school really hung over, and had to do a math test, which im pretty sure i didn't do well on, due to me not being able to think straight! So i promised myself never to drink on a school night again.........................................
Well, i hung out with adam and charlie today, and we got drunk! :(
i think that i am slowly heading down the path of an alcoholic... so far i am at the point where if some one hands me alcohol, not evan the little sub-consious voice in my head can help me!
"Hello my name is BoB, and (i think) i am an alcoholic!" |
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| Happy Halloween.. ha haa |
[Oct. 31st, 2005|10:49 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  drunk | ] |
wow, halloween was soo fun, i slept till like 5pm after school, and then went to amanda's house, and i got so drunk.. hah a whcj i still am.. lol, but besides being drunk i had soooo much fun, lo yay!
I think im going to be sick from candy!!! |
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| happy, i think.. |
[Oct. 26th, 2005|06:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | bored | ] |
| [ | music |
| | underoath-it's dangerous business just walking out your f... | ] |
well, today was a horribly awesome day!!:D --->I woke up at 4:30 in the morning, walked to school at 7:00 (i need to get a bus pass!! ARGHH!!), and then school was Great! ~Sort-of, marketing was boring, math rocked, religion, i slept, and Programing, i dazed.
after school i was so bored.. so i decided put a cookie in the microwave... NEVER PUT A COOKIE IN THE MICROWAVE!!!
so after my kitchen went up in smoke, i decided to go sk8ing with johnny, and i think that i seriously messed up my back..
I like stuff, and yea! |
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| Yes! |
[Oct. 25th, 2005|03:02 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | energetic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the aquabats - cat with 2 heads | ] |
woke up today feeling the best i've ever felt in my life... meaning yes, i can come to school tommorow!!!
I did sooo much home work today, which is good i guess, at least i put forth an effort to pass a class or two.. i also watched some movies, two of which are the most cracked out movies that i have ever seen.. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and Requiem for a Dream...
Omg the best news yet... i just got a call stating that i have band practice today.. haha YES!
BoB is soo happy!!!:D |
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| sick at home! |
[Oct. 23rd, 2005|01:30 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sick | ] |
| [ | music |
| | animals - don'd let me be misunderstood | ] |
yea, today was a pretty boring day, barley got any sleep last night, and woke up feeling soo sick, so i didn't go to school and stayed in bed till about 10:30.. got up, threw on some clothes and went to see the doctor.. I still feel like shit, n have a bad sore throat.. so thats pretty much my day!
hopefully i can go to school tomorow... lol |
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| wow, i have a live journal... |
[Oct. 22nd, 2005|07:52 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blank | ] |
well, today was the most unproductive day of my life... i sat home all day, and achieved nothing...
anyways.. i mindlessly stared at my computer screen playing the most entertaining game that has approcched my life! Morrowind.. (ha ha im such a nerd)
i have nothing else to say! |
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